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- "I don't know. I think it's too complicated. Why not just talk about the book? All these questions - what do you think about the style, how would you defend, how would you compare? We need to talk about the book! He should have just said "You, tell me about Thérèse, and you - tell me about Laurent. And you, you will tell us what happened."
- "Yes, I see what you're saying," I replied, "but that would make it much easier for us."
- "Oh, but there are many things to talk about! Economy in crisis, war in Iraq, elections, Bush, Obama! We need to talk, like, oh, I've seen this movie, or the show on TV! Other groups I was in, it was like this!"
- "Yes, but ... what if I didn't watch any movies or I've given up on television?"
- "Oh, then, er ..., then yes ... But I don't know ... You think you're coming next time?"

And yet, and yet - somebody could make my day. If ony I could meet someone
- running Linux on Mac
- reading "Differential equations" for pleasure
- learning Tamil
- starting a game of chess with 1.e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Nxe5 d6

- Hi, Art, I'm a very, very heppy to meet you. Senk you for coming. Yeah. Kan you speak the Jerman? Vai would you want to lern the Jerman?
- Well, I'd like to read German texts at some point in the future. Particularly Nietzsche, Mann, Broch ...
- Ah. Very gut. Zet is my wife Stephanie. Ve have to veit for everyone else. Here are ze kookies. Yeah. Help yourself, please.

- Ken.
- My name's Olga.
- Здрэвствуите Oлга! Я немножко понимэю по руский.
- Ого, да вы вполне неплохо говорите! What's your name again?
- Ken. Where are you from, Olga?
- From Germany.
- Oh, but is Olga not a Russian name?
- German too. But no, no, ... I am from Germany.
- And what are you doing in New York? Are you a student?
- I don't know. It's Him, God, who brought me here. I listened to Him, and, here I am - in New York!

- Vi vill start wiz a prayer. Yeah. We are Christians so we have to pray before vi start. Our Lord Jesus, senk you for making this Jerman klass possible. I vas so lost and so alone, Lord Jesus. Yeah. But senk you for finding me, and I am no more alone. Bless every one of our students. Yeah. Senk you, Jesus, our Savior. Amen.

Das ist eine Frau.
Dast sind Männer.
Das Mädchen wohnt in Berlin.

And now ve vill read a story wiz a very very deep meaning. Hier siehst du einen Bauern. Er hat hundert Schafe und zählt sie gerade. Aber er kommt nur auf 99 ... Yeah. But one sheep vas lost. And he looked here, looked there. Under the bush, in the haystek, in the vater. He vas ready to risk his hol life on zis sheep. And zen he found him! And everyone iz heppy! Vai he vas looking? Because he loved ze sheep. Yeah. Zis is a very important word. To love. Lieben.

So vat is ze meaning of zis story? Welche tiefe Bedeutung hat die Geschichte? Yeah. Who vant to ansver? Who are ze sheep? Zey are Menschen. The people. Yeah. And who is ze farmer? ... Angie? Art? Irene? Nobody knows? Got! Yes, he is Got! And vat iz his neim? John? Sarah? His name is Jesus! Jesus Christ! And he, he risked his hol life to save one sheep! Yeah.

Senk you Art. Got bless you Art! Please come again!

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